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    Nap Trap
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    My couch is extremely comfortable, and there is a specific configuration of pillows, limbs and head which is easily assumed and will instantly and irrevocably make you fall asleep. For instance, I found it today when I got home from work and just woke up, eradicating any chance I have of accomplishing the things I wanted to accomplish today after work.

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    Hence, nap trap.

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    \x0a Dog Barks at Self Barking at Self\x0a
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    LotR: Return of the King has the most on-screen deaths of any movie ever made.
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    growingup:

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    Entire Film: 836

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    Hobbits: 2
    Humans: 147
    Uruk-hai and Orcs: 524
    Trolls: 2
    Rohirim: 123
    Sauthrons: 32
    Nazguls: 6

    Misc: Animals: 166 (not included in tally)

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    I've been planning on writing something in praise of marriage
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    But I don’t think I’m the best man for that particular job. I was only married for six months, and it was a very rough bunch of years that followed.

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    But I’m still not convinced that marriage is a negative experience. Despite the bad feelings I have about it, I actually LIKED being married. I liked the certainty that in all the world, no matter what happened, I knew that at least one person would be there with me. Marriage was something I could plant my feet on and get some leverage against the cold, careless universe.

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    But then again, it turned out that this certainty wasn’t actually certain at all. The right pressure at the right spot made the whole thing crumble, and I never saw it coming.

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    Like anybody who’s been through a traumatic experience, I’m deeply afriad that it will happen again. I’m like a guy who lost a lot of money the first time he played with stocks - I’m wary of investing that much in something that’s just as likely to bite me in the ass. I’ve BEEN bitten before, and it’s not something I want to repeat.

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    So my post-marriage relationships suffer. I’m not sure when I’ll feel like extending myself again, or investing a lot of myself again, if ever. But I do know that marriage is a distinct possibility. I haven’t ruled it out.

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    But maybe I’ll think thrice before doing it.

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    And hope I don’t get hurt.

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    \x0aThe past is all denied.
    \x0aThere’s no time for everything.\x0a
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    \x0a Jethro Tull - “A Time For Everything”\x0a
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