document.write('<ol class="tumblr_posts">\x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">Nap Trap</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>My couch is extremely comfortable, and there is a specific configuration of pillows, limbs and head which is easily assumed and will instantly and irrevocably make you fall asleep.  For instance, I found it today when I got home from work and just woke up, eradicating any chance I have of accomplishing the things I wanted to accomplish today after work.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>Hence, nap trap.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_video_post">\x0a                <div class="tumblr_video">\x0a                    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916584\x0a                </div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        Dog Barks at Self Barking at Self\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">LotR: Return of the King has the most on-screen deaths of any movie ever made.</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p><a href="http://growingup.tumblr.com/post/138019219/lotr-return-of-the-king-has-the-most-on-screen-deaths">growingup</a>:</p>\x0a\x0a<blockquote>\x0a<p>Entire Film: 836</p>\x0a<p>Hobbits: 2<br/>Humans: 147<br/>Uruk-hai and Orcs: 524<br/>Trolls: 2<br/>Rohirim: 123<br/>Sauthrons: 32<br/>Nazguls: 6<br/><br/>Misc: Animals: 166 (not included in tally)</p>\x0a</blockquote>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/netflix_doesnt_think_area?utm_source=onion_rss_daily" class="tumblr_link" >[audio] Netflix Doesn&#039;t Think Area Man Is Ready For Blue Velvet</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">I&#039;ve been planning on writing something in praise of marriage</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>But I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m the best man for that particular job. I was only married for six months, and it was a very rough bunch of years that followed.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>But I&#8217;m still not convinced that marriage is a negative experience. Despite the bad feelings I have about it, I actually LIKED being married. I liked the certainty that in all the world, no matter what happened, I knew that at least one person would be there with me. Marriage was something I could plant my feet on and get some leverage against the cold, careless universe.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>But then again, it turned out that this certainty wasn&#8217;t actually certain at all. The right pressure at the right spot made the whole thing crumble, and I never saw it coming.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>Like anybody who&#8217;s been through a traumatic experience, I&#8217;m deeply afriad that it will happen again. I&#8217;m like a guy who lost a lot of money the first time he played with stocks - I&#8217;m wary of investing that much in something that&#8217;s just as likely to bite me in the ass. I&#8217;ve BEEN bitten before, and it&#8217;s not something I want to repeat.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>So my post-marriage relationships suffer. I&#8217;m not sure when I&#8217;ll feel like extending myself again, or investing a lot of myself again, if ever. But I do know that marriage is a distinct possibility. I haven&#8217;t ruled it out.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>But maybe I&#8217;ll think thrice before doing it.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>And hope I don&#8217;t get hurt.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/k3o2Efr1EVQ/netflix_doesnt_think_area" class="tumblr_link" >[audio] Netflix Doesn&#039;t Think Area Man Is Ready For Blue Velvet</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Wrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&amp;in_article_id=696603&amp;in_page_id=34" class="tumblr_link" >Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers\x0d\x0a</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_description">\x0a                        If one could eat headlines, this would taste like the finest Swiss chocolate.\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_quote_post">\x0a                <div class="tumblr_quote">\x0a                    <span class="tumblr_open_quote">&#147;</span>Burn the wagon and chain the mule.<br/>\x0aThe past is all denied.<br/>\x0aThere&#8217;s no time for everything.<span class="tumblr_close_quote">&#148;</span>\x0a                </div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_source">\x0a                        Jethro Tull - &#8220;A Time For Everything&#8221;\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://www.fupenguin.com/2009/07/on-origin-of-douchebags.html" class="tumblr_link" >On The Origin of Douchebags</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_link_post">\x0a                <a href="http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/" class="tumblr_link" >World&rsquo;s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos</a>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a</ol>');